{"product_id":"just-a-box-secret-inside-copy","title":"Double Entendre Drawer\/Drawer","description":"\u003cdiv\u003eNOTE: This work comes with a custom cut plexiglass top and is intended to be functional. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eVery high quality night stand \/ office drawer. Patron should put glass on top-- fully functional with working wheels and drawer. \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cb\u003eDetails:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArtist\u003c\/strong\u003e: Penny Pinch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eYear\u003c\/strong\u003e: All works made in 2024\/2025\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/strong\u003e Acrylic on Nightstand \/ Side Table \/ Office Drawer w\/ working wheels with custom cut plexiglass top \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e: 29x21x28. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuction Fees:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThere are no auction fees, hammer price or hidden fees.  The only added fees would be sales tax or shipping, if applicable. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSales tax\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eis required for all Illinois purchases. It's 10.25% and we hate it too. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacks\u003c\/strong\u003e: The back of Penny Pinch works all have \"stream of thought\" writings, which include general musings, the title, funny things and his signature. Unless it's part of the work, we do not photograph the backs, although some are shown. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCondition Reporting \u0026amp; Quality: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003ePenny Pinch uses exclusively found, donated, free \u0026amp; repurposed materials. As a result, and this is standard within his practice, there are imperfections within the frames \u0026amp; materials used. We did our best to showcase the work in images and we recommend viewing the work in-person. If you have any questions, please reach out to us and we can try to best answer your questions. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping \u0026amp; Pick-Up\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatron is responsible for shipping. This is \u003cstrong\u003e UNUSUAL\u003c\/strong\u003e. Shipping will be managed after the sale with a $200 estimate. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick-Up is free. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow the 2025 Dutch Auction Works:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAll works are \u003cstrong\u003eunique and different\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eand will start at a \u003cstrong\u003eBASE PRICE\u003c\/strong\u003e of $2,500 and will remain this price from January 29 through February 1 at 9am. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you're reading this, the auction has started and you can purchase the work, even at the base price. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrice Drops: \u003c\/strong\u003eOn Saturday, Feb 1 at 9am CST, all works will start to drop by $100 per hour, on the hour, every hour. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo reserve\u003c\/strong\u003e. We are prepared to drop the prices until sold. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePatrons can purchase whenever they feel comfortable, just be sure to buy the work before anyone else does, as one bid closes the auction and it's SOLD. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Sales Are Final\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePricing Schedule:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/1999\/xhtml\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" dir=\"ltr\" border=\"1\" data-sheets-root=\"1\" data-sheets-baot=\"1\" style=\"width: 100%; height: 817.783px;\"\u003e\n\u003ccolgroup\u003e \u003ccol width=\"100\" style=\"width: 17.6991%;\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"134\" style=\"width: 23.7168%;\"\u003e \u003ccol width=\"100\" style=\"width: 17.6991%;\"\u003e \u003c\/colgroup\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"2\" style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBase Price\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,500\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"3\" style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003ePatrons can guarantee to secure the work by purchasing it at the base price.\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 0px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"2\" colspan=\"3\" style=\"height: 141.969px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGallery Hours: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e--Thursday: 12-8pm\u003cbr\u003e--Friday: 5pm-10pm (CELEBRATION)\u003cbr\u003e--Saturday: 11am-6pm\u003cbr\u003e--Sunday: 11am-6pm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 141.969px;\"\u003e\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"1\" colspan=\"3\" style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAll Bidding Takes Place Online\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"10\" colspan=\"1\" style=\"height: 195.938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSaturday\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eViewing Hours \u003cbr\u003e11am-6pm\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e9:00 AM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,400\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e10:00 AM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,300\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e11:00 AM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,200\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e12:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,100\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e1:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$2,000\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e2:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$1,900\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e3:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$1,800\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e4:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$1,700\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e5:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$1,600\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e6:00 PM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"height: 19.5938px;\"\u003e$1,500\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr style=\"height: 0px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctd rowspan=\"2\" colspan=\"3\" style=\"height: 63.5938px;\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice drops pause overnight. 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